"If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the hearts of video games."

-some guy said this once I think

We're all well aware that video games are evil. That's why I make them. I am evil. Ask anyone. Don't take my word for it, read these respectable uncited sources.

"That video game is an occult object, designed from the outset to attract specific devils for specific purposes. Get it out of your house now; do not make contact with it again; destroy it if possible."

"The Almighty could have adjusted the tectonic plates gently but the Japanese are spending too much time and concentration on video games instead of spiritual matters."

"Video games burned my house down, made my crops wither, and curdled my sheep's milk."


See? The path of video games is one of wreckage and ruin. Turn back. Turn back while you can.